The Presidents Cup streaker looks a little like a naked-ish, human Bigfoot in this footage shot by a fan at Muirfield Village G.C. on Sunday in Dublin, Ohio, but it gives a sense of just how quickly this woman was running up the 18th hole at Jack Nicklaus' place.
The woman ran up the fairway in a red thong and with American flag, heart-shaped pasties on her nipples. She also ran at some point with an American flag behind her like a cape, while donning some comfortable looking loafers.
Eventually, the woman was caught by Dublin-area police and draped with a jacket to cover her nakedness.
Stephanie Wei spoke with both Ernie Els and Steve Stricker, who were on the scene when the streaker came their way. Both said the woman was talking about "streaking for Stricker," which is a far cry from the high-school aged kids who wore homemade Stricker's Savages T-shirts at the BMW Championship.
As a postscript to this post, if you're going to shoot potentially viral video, for God's sake, shoot it in landscape mode! And zoom!