All year long for this? Patriots-Eagles?? Most of the country is shaking their heads over this stinker of a Super Bowl. This one is like voting for President – you hold your nose, pull the lever and hope for the best.
If Ernesto had hands, he’d throw them up in frustration. As it is, he’s sticking his tongue out and hissing, partly because of the Super Bowl match-up, and partly because the Vikings threw up on their shoes, preventing Ernesto from carding a perfect weekend. As it is, his 3-1 week (1-1 in teasers) leaves him 7-5 overall in the playoffs, 3-3 in teasers.
Here’s the Super Bowl winner before it happens -- we all know the outcome anyway. Cheaters never prosper, except in the NFL. As always, we do two-team teasers here, so we can move the line 6 points either way. We use the lines from Vegas Insider, HOME TEAM IN CAPS.
SUPER BOWL LII
PATRIOTS (+1.5) vs. Eagles
PATRIOTS-Eagles OVER 42
Gronk, Brady, Belichick, the refs, stupid penalties, inexperience in huge moments -- it’ll all come crashing down by the third quarter and we can all go back to hating the Eagles again.
