Rory McIlroy had finished blowing out the Wells Fargo Championship field by seven shots, and a pair of drunk golf fans were looking to get from host Quail Hollow Club to a couple of bars in Charlotte.
Naturally, those two guys decided to steal -- maybe borrow? -- a cart from the exclusive club.
Total Frat Move shared a picture of the abandoned Quail Hollow cart at Selwyn Pub, which is 5 miles north from the club and, in TFM's estimation, a route that requires some time on some major roads. Once the guys got there, they parked the cart at the bar's front patio (where people sit!), had some drinks or shots, then went on their way without the cart and without being noticed as the cart-jackers.
A Quail Hollow representative claimed the cart the next day, putting it on a trailer bound for the club.