We're not trying to be "America's Funniest Videos" here at GNN, and Bob Saget isn't penning this piece. There'd be way more cursing interspersed in the forthcoming story. But this video would win the $10,000 first prize -- maybe even the $100,000 Grand Prize they arbitrarily handed out at different points through the year.
The scene is set on a security camera, stuck in the back corner of a rather dated-looking golf shop. A few seconds later, diagonally across the room, a man named Ron crashes down through the ceiling and falls through a display of myriad hats and onto the ground.
A co-worker, named Jimmy, is off camera and greets Ron like he was just clocking in for the day.
"Hi Jimmy," Ron said before pausing. "That hurt."
Have a great day, everyone.