Of course, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West could be trolling us all with the release that they have named their daughter North. As in North West.
If they're not, however, then their daughter is looking at years of compass-based ridicule. On the plus side, however, she'll have a golf course that bears her name, sort of.
In Montgomery County, Md., just minutes from the nation's capital, there's a track called Northwest Golf Course. It's a municipal course, owned by the county government, located in Silver Spring. Built in 1964, Northwest is a 27-hole facility, with an 18-hole course and an inside nine-hole track, complete with a 41-stall driving range.
From the tips, the course can measure almost 7,400 yards.
The rates are more than reasonable, with twilight rates coming in at just $25 and peak green fees at $42.
It's a perfect course for an enjoyable round, an outing or a tournament. No matter the venue, the "Yeezus" rapper will always a gentleman on the links. He'll let you finish.