Your eyes were not deceiving you late on a Saturday at the 2017 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am. There was a fan at Pebble Beach that, indeed, had a monkey with him. Indeed, it was a monkey with a diaper around it.
Sometimes you bring your monkey in a diaper to the golf tournament. pic.twitter.com/xgayOY7LMF
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) February 12, 2017
There are so many questions:
- How did the guy get the monkey in there in the first place? Did he buy it a ticket? Did he bribe someone?
- Is the monkey a service animal? Is that how the monkey was admitted?
- Can the guy purchase beers for him and the monkey? You know, there's probably a max number of drinks per patron, so this guy just hypothetically doubled his.
We're trying to figure this whole thing out, but clearly there are more questions than answers when someone brings a monkey in a diaper to anything.
Get your crap together, Pebble Beach. They don't even do this in Phoenix.
