Even AARP is getting its shots in on Tiger Woods.
The group for Americans aged 50 and over issued a sick burn on the 14-time major champion after Woods turned in a lousy 4-over 76 in the first round of the 2015 British Open at St. Andrews.
— AARP (@AARP) July 16, 2015
If you’re not a golf fan, then you might not get why that’s such a brutal jab, so let us explain. During his pre-tournament news conference on Tuesday, Woods, who is 39, was asked about his game and the potential for his future retirement. Woods was somewhat defiant, saying, “Retirement? I don’t have any AARP card yet, so I’m a ways from that.”
Since Tiger is likely to have the weekend free, an AARP restaurant discount might help him offset making nothing for the second consecutive major.