When are Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn getting married?
It seems the tabloids have given up on the narrative that Tiger Woods will eventually reconcile with Elin Nordegren and have moved on to trying to predict when the former world No. 1 and the all-time women's World Cup best will tie the knot. The National Enquirer -- somehow deemed a news outlet in some circles -- reports that date will be Valentine's Day.
That couldn't be more hokey or, likely, more wrong.
For one thing, Vonn will be wrapping up the World Championships in Colorado, where Woods is expected to show up to cheer on his girlfriend of almost two years. So, she'll be busy skiing, not preparing for a wedding. Woods doesn't appear to be playing in the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, but that's why he'd be in Vail to watch Vonn ski.
Of course, the duo, each married once before, could choose for a much smaller ceremony a hypothetical second time. However, the ultimate cliche holiday is probably bad timing to do it.