In the eyes of Taiwanese animators, Dustin Johnson is constantly humping women and snorting cocaine.
A new Tomo News video satirically delves into Johnson's now three-and-a-half-month leave of absence from the PGA Tour to face what he termed "personal problems." Using reporting from Golf Magazine, the video pans Johnson's reported multiple drug test failures. Cartoon Dustin is showed smoking marijuana with Carl Spackler and the gopher from "Caddyshack."
It also leans on long-whispered rumors, now printed several times since Johnson's July 31 announcement of his indefinite leave, that the world No. 16 has had multiple affairs with PGA Tour wives.
Of course, future father-in-law Wayne Gretzky makes an appearance, slashing Johnson in half with a hockey stick while wearing full hockey garb for his behavior while with his daughter Paulina, who is pregnant with the couple's first child.
So, there ya go.
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