Angry golfer posts missive after apartment neighbor's sexcapades
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Angry golfer posts missive after apartment neighbor’s sexcapades

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Golfers eat, breath and sleep the game. They even dream about the game.

An Australian golfer had his golf dreams interrupted too many times by his apartment neighbor's noisy, late-night sexy time and decided to do something about it. He wrote a letter to the neighbor in Apartment 12 in their Bondi Beach building and cleared the air.


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The letter, posted on Reddit by the noisy neighbor's friend, reads in part:

Let me give you a play by play. As I am asleep, dreaming of playing the perfect game of golf, I near the 13th hole, when suddenly I am awoken by what I can only describe as sounding like a Rhinoceros attempting to demolish a wall, with a jackhammer, whilst high on meth...and cocaine.

This primeval grunting and banging continues to get louder, to which I can only assume the rhinoceros has almost finished demolishing the house. OR the aptly named "NICK, OH NICK" is about to ejaculate...

I do not know who "NICK!" is, or how much he weights (sic), I can only assume it is a lot due to the fact that on several occasions my bedroom slight begins to shake.

To be fair, sounds like the haranguing hacker has a pace of play problem. While he's asleep on the 13th hole, Nick's awake on the 19th.

 

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